Valar morghulis.
I'm an nineteen year old aspiring twenty year old from the glorious North of Blighty living in the not-so-glorious South with an unhealthy love for t-shirts and movie memorabilia and the amazing ability to solve minor problems by turning them into major disasters. My main goal in life is to create a life-size replica of Serenity using matchsticks and blu-tack or own a bearded dragon named Hektor.
I like ancient history, doughnuts and medieval weapons and in my spare time I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT.

In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.



I wish I was rich so I could hire a person to stand beside me and constantly butter crackers for me to continually eat.

  1. psychoticgirl reblogged this from violeteyelids and added:
    can i get a butler for my ritz and peanut butter?
  2. violeteyelids reblogged this from upisdown and added:
    ditto but margarine on rice cakes don’t try it because you won’t be able
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