Valar morghulis.
I'm an nineteen year old aspiring twenty year old from the glorious North of Blighty living in the not-so-glorious South with an unhealthy love for t-shirts and movie memorabilia and the amazing ability to solve minor problems by turning them into major disasters. My main goal in life is to create a life-size replica of Serenity using matchsticks and blu-tack or own a bearded dragon named Hektor.
I like ancient history, doughnuts and medieval weapons and in my spare time I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT.

In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.



That rat reminds me

yesterday my flatmate was talking about how much she hated pigeons and I said “aww, they aren’t that bad!” and she said “how can you like them, they’re like rats with wings!”

Used to have pet rats, innit. 

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