I bought eggs and one of them broke and now everything is eggy kill me kill me now they had to go in a bowl and now my fridge just has a bowl of eggs and I look ridiculous.
Valar morghulis.
I'm an nineteen year old aspiring twenty year old from the glorious North of Blighty living in the not-so-glorious South with an unhealthy love for t-shirts and movie memorabilia and the amazing ability to solve minor problems by turning them into major disasters. My main goal in life is to create a life-size replica of Serenity using matchsticks and blu-tack or own a bearded dragon named Hektor.
I like ancient history, doughnuts and medieval weapons and in my spare time I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT.
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.
