Valar morghulis.
I'm an eighteen year old aspiring nineteen year old from the glorious North of Blighty living in the not-so-glorious South with an unhealthy love for t-shirts and movie memorabilia and the amazing ability to solve minor problems by turning them into major disasters. My main goal in life is to create a life-size replica of Serenity using matchsticks and blu-tack or own a bearded dragon named Hektor.
I like pirates, doughnuts and medieval weapons and in my spare time I AM VENGEANCE, I AM THE NIGHT.

In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

I’m hungry but there’s a group of people in the kitchen and I hate cooking around people I don’t know.
All she wanted was for things to be nice and pretty, the way they were in the songs.

All she wanted was for things to be nice and pretty, the way they were in the songs.

AND I CRIED AND MY TEARS WERE FIRE AND BLOOD.

I wish I was rich so I could hire a person to stand beside me and constantly butter crackers for me to continually eat.

The women are the strong ones.

I just want some crisps is that so much to ask?

That rat reminds me

yesterday my flatmate was talking about how much she hated pigeons and I said “aww, they aren’t that bad!” and she said “how can you like them, they’re like rats with wings!”

Used to have pet rats, innit. 

russellstovers: I’m afraid of rats/mice but this lil guy is soo freakin cute :D

russellstovers:

I’m afraid of rats/mice but this lil guy is soo freakin cute :D

“And you are mine.”

“And you are mine.”

Someone at the bus stop last night/this morning looked identical to this bloke.

Someone at the bus stop last night/this morning looked identical to this bloke.

Yeah something is majorly up with my lips. They feel like they did after I had a hot Nandos.